- “It’s like Dolce was pissed at Gabbana.”

- ”Maxim’s Hot 100 is the biggest honor you can get… From people who vote with one hand.”

- “Panda fashion… so 2008.”

- “This reminds me to the movie ‘Unstoppable’. This is one wicked train…”

Tim Gunn:

- “That top, I want it for my museum of fashion oddities.” (Tim Gunn Guide to Style)

- “Don’t get me started on leggins.” (Project Runway)

- “Is that glue? Yaiks!” (Project Runway)